>Okay, so I'm going to get online and check out YouTube. So I'll open Firefox...
>Great! And here's Wikipedia, because this is the site you visited last.
>But I don't want that. I want YouTube.
>All right, I'll open another window...
>No, I don't need another window. Just one will be fine.
>You can't view Wikipedia and YouTube in a single window, dummy.
>I don't need Wikipedia. Just YouTube.
>Oh okay. You wanted them in separate tabs. Got it.
>Damn it, no! Close Wikipedia.
>Okay, closing Firefox.
>Are you trying to kill me? Jesus. Okay. Open Firefox again...
>I'll restore your previous session.
>I don't want you to restore my previous session! God Almighty, can you please please please please please just do what I tell you and nothing else?
>I've done everything you've told me so far, Mr. Nothing Is Ever Good Enough No Matter What It Is.
>You know, I got less backtalk from my old typewriter.
>I would imagine so. And I don't even want to think about the amount of white-out you went through. Good luck finding any of that now, by the way.
>Look, open Firefox, go to YouTube...
>And open your "watch history". Got it.
>No, I don't need to see that. I already know what I watched. I want to watch a new video. I think maybe GamersJoint has come out with something new...
>Great. Here you go.
>Okay, the thing is, I wanted to open it in a separate tab.
>Why on Earth would you do that?
>So that I can browse other videos while I watch this one.
>That makes no sense at all. You can't browse videos while you're watching a video. All you'd be doing is listening to the video, and for that you need an audio file, not a video. You're not very bright, are you?
>Eerrrrgh! Okay, look, this video is just a guy talking anyway, and I can hear him just fine while I browse other videos. So let's go back to the main page...
>First of all, you're spouting nonsense again. If you want to invent new words, at least add them to the dictionary so I understand what the hell you're talking about. Okay, returning to the Firefox homepage...
>No no no no no no!!!!!!! I want to go back to the YouTube main page and open the video I was just watching in a new tab.
>Why would you do that? Didn't I just explain to you why that doesn't make sense and thus isn't a thing you actually want to do?
>The hell with it. Maybe I'll just go play on my 3DS or something. At least it doesn't hate me.
>It doesn't know you. Give it time.
>It's known me longer than you have.
>Oh, then in that case it's probably adapted to your unpredictable and irrational nature. I will too. Just give it time. Humans...